Edmonton Sun | 12Dec2010 | Orest Slepokura

Wikileaks scandal

A plot outline for a comic novel based on the WikiLeaks scandal: a year-end office party finds staff members liquored up and randomly pairing with co-workers, then hiding in broom closets and storage rooms to conceal their trysts. A righteous employee wantonly triggers the sprinkler system and fire alarm. His fellow employees scurry from their niches sopping wet and in various stages of undress, royally  
indignant to have been caught in this unseemly fashion. They demand the culprit’s head be delivered to them in a paper bag.

Orest Slepokura

(So far? Basically it.)