Edmonton Sun | 29May2010 | Orest Slepokura

Iggy's flat feet

Re: “Ignatieff misses the boat,” Michael Den Tandt, May 28, 2010.

Major premise: Political leaders always on their toes will never be caught flat-footed. Minor premise: Michael Ignatieff is one leader who’s never been caught flat-footed. Conclusion: That’s because Michael Ignatieff’s never actually been up on his toes.

Orest Slepokura

(You toe-nailed it.)